...and before I say anything else, I want to draw your attention to that Bootstrap stamp. Isn’t it adorable? Bootstrap never gets enough love.

And because I never update anyway and can use a skin– here's something that'll probably stay up for quite a while. Although I may post more with other lyrics or summat. Oh, and the link at the top truly is awesome.

The night was dark
The seas were rough
The port lay straight ahead
The booze ran out
The men grew tired
And this is what they said:
"Captain if you cannot find a place to set her down,
then you'll be sleeping right along with this vessel in the ground!"

Well the jolly roger pulled through
And made it to the land
We disembarked, went into town
With vengence in our hand
The children cried
The woman sighed
The men would turn their heads
So with a smile we shouted loud and this is what we said:

"WHOAAAAAH,
Raise'em in the air!
We'll knock you up
And slap you down
And never seem to care
Wooohooohh
Another one for me
Cause we're the filthy vermin
That will set you people free!"

With nothing left for us to drink
The night was winding down
But still the girls kept swaggering
And still hanging around
Oh, mister can you tell me, where I can find a man?
The only thing that you'll find is the back side of me hand!

"Wooohhoooh
Raise'em in the air
We'll knock you up
And slap you down
And never seem to care.
Wooohooohh
Another one for me
We're the filthy vermin
That will set you people free
We're the filthy vermin
That will set you people free
Wooohhoooh,
Raise'em in the air
We'll knock you up
And slap you down
And never seem to care
Wooohooohh
Another one for me
We're the filthy vermin
That will set you people free
We're the filthy vermin
That will set you people free!"